The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady (1966)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Alan Brady : These people are supposed to be my friends, the little people who love me. Why don't you rush to the door and love me?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, Rob told us not to.

  Sally Rogers : Attaboy, Benedict.

• Mel Cooley : Is he wearing makeup?

  Buddy Sorrell : I have a blemish.

  Mel Cooley : You ARE a blemish.

• Buddy Sorrell : When a man is wearing pancake and lipstick, you can't be too pushy.

• Rob Petrie : [keeping order by directing the party, with overflow guests kept in the kitchen]  This is Jerry and Millie's anniversary party, that's all, and you should act just the way you did at the last one.

  Buddy Sorrell : I wasn't invited to the last one. What am I supposed to do?

  Sally Rogers : Shut up or they'll put you in the kitchen.

• Blanche : Hey. tell me, what is Alan Brady really like?

  Buddy Sorrell : I don't think he really likes anything.

• Rob Petrie : [on the phone]  Well, I'm sorry, Mel, that's too bad, but the waters do not part at Alan Brady's command.

  Buddy Sorrell : [another bald joke]  Mel's hair did.

• Blanche : Hey, you're cute.

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, you have good taste.