Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

One More Kiss (2006)

Shawn Pyfrom: Andrew Van De Kamp

Quotes 

• Bree Van De Kamp : [after seeing Andrew and Justin in bed together]  First of all, I want you to march back upstairs and tell your friend he his no longer welcome in this house.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : But we haven't even had breakfast yet.

• Andrew Van De Kamp : [as Karl pushes him into a wall]  What are you doing?

  Karl Mayer : Your father was a friend of mine. And if he were around to see what a nasty little turd you've turned into, he'd knock the hell out of you.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Yeah, well, he's not here now, is he?

  [tries to walk away but Karl forces him back into the wall] 

  Karl Mayer : No, he isn't, but if you don't get your act together and start treating your mother with some respect, I'll take care of you myself. Do you understand what I'm saying?

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Yeah.

  Karl Mayer : Good.