Degrassi: The Next Generation (TV Series)

White Wedding: Part 1 (2003)

Jake Goldsbie: Toby Isaacs

Quotes 

• JT : I've been thinking, there are some upsides to love: Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework and strippers.

  Toby : Because when I think of love, I always think of strippers.

• JT : We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman.

  Toby : Except for the time you walked in on your grandma in the shower.

  JT : We both agreed that never happened.

• JT : [to Craig]  Uh, so we heard that your step-dad is hosting a little get together tonight, huh?

  Craig Manning : Yeah. A stag.

  JT : Right. We were just hoping that maybe we could... uh... drop by and maybe wish Mr. Simpson good luck.

  Toby : And if there's a stripper there, we'd love to give her our best.

  Craig Manning : No strippers, guys. Simpson told Joey not to get one.

  JT : What?

  Craig Manning : I...

  JT : It's... it's like a right of passage.

  Toby : I...

  Toby : It's Simpson's last night freedom. He can't not have a stripper!

  Craig Manning : I know. I know. It's lame. It's unforgivably lame.

  JT : So, Craig, you want to do something about it?