Degrassi: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Weird Science (2002)

Shane Kippel: Gavin 'Spinner' Mason

Quotes 

• Jimmy : [to Spinner]  Come on, let's go.

  Spinner : Um, I can't, man. My bat, it's wooden.

  Jimmy : Sorry, my ears weren't plugged this morning. Sorry.

  Spinner : I have a boner.

  Jimmy : Oh.

  Spinner : And it's been like this all week, a girl walks by and bam! It's all 'cause of Emma's stupid science fair project.

  Jimmy : What does the project have to do with it?

  Spinner : She made me eat granola and fruit.

  Jimmy : Bananas don't give you boners. Hormones do.

  Spinner : All I know is that I ate some healthy food and now I'm like the sex Superman.

  Jimmy : You're a super freak. Let's go.

  Spinner : Jimmy! I'm still in the red, remember?

  Jimmy : I don't know why I'm doing this. Here.

  [gives Spinner his binder] 

  Spinner : Binder boner shield. Nice.

• Spinner : [to Emma]  I'm not eating any more granola.

  Emma Nelson : You don't have to. You already messed up my project.

  Spinner : You messed up my life. Your health food un-released the beast within.

• Jimmy : [to Spinner]  Still in the red zone?

  [Spinner nods and takes food out of his locker] 

  Jimmy : What are you doing?

  Spinner : Fighting the health food molecules. Chemicals and preservatives are the antidote.

  Jimmy : It's not the health food molecules giving you boners, you realize that?

  Spinner : How do you know?

  Jimmy : Because that's stupid.

  Spinner : You're stupid. Man, all I have to do is get back my chemical enriched metabolism and I'll be back to my old self.

• Jimmy : Hey, Spin. And how is little Spinner doing today? What, are you still in the red?

  Spinner : Little Spinner is hiding and you should be too because I'm gonna kill you.

  Jimmy : Come on. It was funny.

  Spinner : Yeah, for you. For me, it was just brutal.