- J.T. Yorke: [his food is served] I said, corn relish. Take it back.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: That is the 3rd time. The burger's fine. Eat it!
- J.T. Yorke: The customer is always right, take it back.
- [swipes his spoon to the ground]
- J.T. Yorke: Oopsy-daisy, spoon fell. Be a good boy. Get me a cleaned one.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: J.T., run along home before I get mad.
- J.T. Yorke: [mocking Spinner] J.T., run along home before I get mad.
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Don't do that. It makes me insane.
- J.T. Yorke: Don't do that! It makes me insane!
- Principal Daniel Raditch: Mr. Yorke... . something you want to tell me?
- J.T. Yorke: Uh, no... sir?
- Principal Daniel Raditch: There was a note under my office door this morning: Roses are red, violets are blue. My name is JT Yorke, and I love you. P.S., love the pants.
- J.T. Yorke: Mr. Raditch, I did not write that. It's some kind of prank.
- Principal Daniel Raditch: I'm relieved to hear that.