- Ross Harper: I've never been much of a joiner myself.
- Kate Harper: Ross, implicit in the act of joining is leaving your bedroom.
- Ross Harper: I was having the greatest dream! We were all animated like the Jetsons! I was Elroy, Emily was daughter Judy, mom was Jane.
- Brian Harper: Why don't you put on your jet pack and go check out the grill? It might be time to put the steaks on.
- Ross Harper: You see, if we were the Jetsons, it would be steak pellets, or maybe freeze-dried steak capsules!
- Steven Keaton: It must be great to spend so much time with your son.
- Brian Harper: Oh, it is. We see him all of his waking hours.
- Kate Harper: All three of 'em.