Day by Day (TV Series)

The Field Trip (1988)

Doug Sheehan: Brian Harper

Quotes 

• Eileen Swift : Check out this company's prospectus for me. It's a new airline called Class Air. Now, half of the plane is first class and the other half is coach.

  Brian Harper : Well, what's so special about that?

  Eileen Swift : The people in coach wait on the people in first! Pop goes the union!

• [Molly walks in and finds Brian playing with a Ken and Barbie] 

  Molly Farrell : What are you doing playing with dolls?

  Brian Harper : Well, I-I-I, I was just warming them up... for you.

  Molly Farrell : You honestly expect me to believe that?

  Brian Harper : I did.

• Brian Harper : Don't disturb the baby. She was crying all night.

  Eileen Swift : What, did she just break up with someone?

• Kate Harper : Was I imagining things or was Emily crying ALL through the night?

  Brian Harper : Oh gee, I think she quieted down around midnight.

  Kate Harper : I distinctly remember hearing crying at three in the morning.

  Ross Harper : Uh, Ma, that was me.

  Brian Harper : What were you crying about?

  Ross Harper : Well, Godzilla Vs. Rodan was on TV. I always root for Rodan... He always loses... Poor guy!

• Kate Harper : My, we're a little cranky this morning.

  Ross Harper : Well, aren't we the pot calling the kettle black? You practically bit Dad's head off for trying to decaffeinate you.

  Kate Harper : I'm not cranky, I'm cheerful. When I was a child, they used to call me Sunny!

  Brian Harper : To your face?

• Ross Harper : What did you do to your hair? It looks radiant!

  Kristin Carlson : I poured turpentine on it to get Justin's gum out. I smell like a tool shed.

  Ross Harper : Oh, that I were a lawnmower in that tool shed.

  Brian Harper : Oh, that I could get you near the lawnmower in our tool shed.

• Martha : I have some reservations about Blake going on this field trip. I don't want him petting anything in the big cat family. Leopards, tigers, pumas.

  Brian Harper : Oh, that's too bad. They're usually so good with children.

• Eileen Swift : Well Brian, it is time to celebrate the tax-dodge of the century! The office has agreed to pay me in emeralds!

  Brian Harper : Isn't that against the law?

  Eileen Swift : Oh, please! They go with my eyes!