Day by Day (TV Series)

Father Knows Best (1989)

Christopher Daniel Barnes: Ross Harper

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• Eileen Swift : Ross, you're not doing anything this Friday night, are you? Like I have to ask.

  Ross Harper : I happen to be extremely busy, we've got a game plan. Stiv and I are in for some intense girl-watching. First, we hit the mall. We watch, we evaluate, we record our findings. It's a five hour process, I'm totally booked.

  Eileen Swift : Them is small taters, I'm talking big time.

  Ross Harper : Forget it.

  Eileen Swift : No, no, no, no. A romantic French bistro, a five-course candlelit dinner, a charming companion, and it's yours tomorrow night, all expenses paid!

  Ross Harper : Why Eileen, I didn't know you cared!

  Eileen Swift : Dream on, Pee Wee.

• Eileen Swift : Ross, the daughter of my richest client is coming into town tomorrow night and I promised her father that I'd show her a good time.

  Ross Harper : Oh, no way, Eileen! I don't wanna go out with any girl whose idea of a good time is me!

  Eileen Swift : She's lovely!

  Ross Harper : Oh no, not "lovely!" I've seen "lovely" before. "Lovely" means hooves!

• Ross Harper : Eileen, there are some things more important than money. Like pride and self-respect.

  [to Kristin] 

  Eileen Swift : He is SO confused.