Dawson's Creek (TV Series)
Double Date (1998)
Joshua Jackson: Pacey Witter
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Quotes
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Dr. Rand : I'd like you to meet your new lab partner.
Joey : Him?
Pacey : Her? Dr. Rand, I'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me I was going to be working with a repressed control freak.
Joey : Yeah, and you never said my grade was dependent upon some remedial underachiever.
Dr. Rand : I see introductions are unnecessary.
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Joey : Let me get this straight. You've tried to create some sort of a snail menage-a-trois?
Pacey : Well, it sounds stupid when you say it out loud, but I just saw this really pretty snail in the tank over by the window, and I don't know. Last night it just seemed really brilliant.
Joey : Let me fill ya in on something here. You know this pretty little snail over here by the window? It's what you call a carnivorous snail, and do you know what carnivorous snails eat?
Pacey : Other snails.
Joey : Yeah, other snails. Other snails such as our snails, such as the snails we are desperately relying on to raise our marine biology grades.
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Pacey : Please, summer school?
Joey : Yeah.
Pacey : It'll never happen. Only morons go to summer school.
Joey : Oh yeah? Well, the last time I checked you were pulling a stellar F-minus, so without this extra-credit project, Pacey, I'm very well certain that your grade will not only place you squarely among the morons, but you may very well be their leader.
