- Capt. George Mainwaring: Where's Walker?
- Pte. James Frazer: He went to phone you.
- Capt. George Mainwaring: That was half an hour ago.
- Pte. James Frazer: I expect he's run off. I never did think he was any good.
- LCpl. Jack Jones: That's cowardice in the face of the enemy. Number one field punishment. You have to tie him to the wheel of a gun carriage for that, sir.
- Pte. Frank Pike: We don't have a gun carriage, Mr Jones.
- Pte. James Frazer: Then we'll just have to improvise.
- Capt. George Mainwaring: Quiet! Quiet!