Cowboy G-Men (TV Series)
Chippewa Indians (1952)
Phil Arnold: Zerbo
Quotes
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Zerbo : I don't sell firewater to the Indians. Zerbo is a perfectly useless, I mean, harmless mixture. It's used externally.
Stoney Crockett : Yeah, but the only trouble is the Indians can't read the label.
Zerbo : Even internally, sir, the formula is merely peppermint leaves, licorice...
Stoney Crockett : Mm-hmm... and alcohol.
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[Stoney sets Zerbo's "medicine" on fire, resulting in a huge explosion]
Zerbo : You are so right, sir. Technically, it is firewater.
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Zerbo : But sir, you promised me a chance to prove my innocence!
Stoney Crockett : Yeah, well, get a character witness.
Zerbo : I know a good character witness, but I can't get him for ninety days.
Stoney Crockett : What's he doin'?
Zerbo : Ninety days.