Cowboy G-Men (TV Series)
Chippewa Indians (1952)
Jackie Coogan: Stoney Crockett
Quotes
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[Stoney tries to gain entrance into a teepee]
Stoney Crockett : Anybody home? Is the squaw of the house in?
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Pat Gallagher : There's something more important than cutting lumber.
Lumberman Oliver Bartlett : I know, but it's just good business for me.
Stoney Crockett : Is it for anybody else?
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Stoney Crockett : Get anything out of Careful?
Pat Gallagher : Yeah, after a little persuasion.
Stoney Crockett : Oh, you mean Careful got careless?
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[Pat translates No-Ko-Win's indian sign language]
Pat Gallagher : They've foresaken the remedies of our ancestors. They've drank the white man's cure and fallen down.
Stoney Crockett : They drank the white man's curse or I'm Potowatamy's uncle.
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Zerbo : I don't sell firewater to the Indians. Zerbo is a perfectly useless, I mean, harmless mixture. It's used externally.
Stoney Crockett : Yeah, but the only trouble is the Indians can't read the label.
Zerbo : Even internally, sir, the formula is merely peppermint leaves, licorice...
Stoney Crockett : Mm-hmm... and alcohol.
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Zerbo : But sir, you promised me a chance to prove my innocence!
Stoney Crockett : Yeah, well, get a character witness.
Zerbo : I know a good character witness, but I can't get him for ninety days.
Stoney Crockett : What's he doin'?
Zerbo : Ninety days.