- Stoney Crockett: [narrating] I was contacted all right - by a long knife at my throat. I had to admit... they had a point.
- [Stoney, posing as a Chinese man, speaks in pidgin English]
- Stoney Crockett: Five dollar. Sign say flea shampoo!
- The barber: We don't shampoo any fleas in here.
- [Stoney unmasks one of the outlaws]
- Stoney Crockett: Oh-ho! Well, I guess the taxpayers will have to keep supporting you, Mr. Collector, but from now on, you'll be behind bars!
- [last lines]
- Ling Yee: We Chinese are very patient people, but as Confucius say... well, that is another story.