Coupling (TV Series)
The Melty Man Cometh (2001)
Jack Davenport: Steve Taylor
Quotes
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Steve : Should you kiss her now or does that mean you gotta start from the top again?
Jeff : Should you be making noises yet? Is it too soon to grunt?
Steve : [snaps fingers] And then, the killer - out of nowhere, for no reason you can think of, you call her *huskily* "baby".
Jeff : You never called her baby before.
Steve : You've never called anyone baby before.
Jeff : So why did you just call her baby? Suddenly you're starting to blush
Steve : Now, you're blushing *and* you've got and erection. No-one's got enough blood!
Jeff : The engines cut. They can't take it.
Steve : Then the melty man hits you with his secret weapon.
Jeff : Just one single thought is placed in your mind at this crucial time.
Steve : Please God! Don't let me lose my erection!
Jeff : [hand goes down] Pufff.
Patrick : [with terror and disblief] How do you guys manage to have sex?
Steve : ["duh!" voice] We don't.
Jeff : I haven't had sex in years.
Steve : It's just not possible anymore.
Jeff : We are followers of the melty man.
Steve : And you're one of us now.