Coupling (TV Series)

Size Matters (2000)

William Scott-Masson: Howard

Quotes 

• Jeff : It must be alot easier being gay. Sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.

  Howard : Why's that?

  Jeff : Well, see, if you're gay, right... if you're gay, masturbation is practice! You can have a good old practice on you own, and when you're ready, when you got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's.