- Elvin Tibideaux: [referring to the his and Sondra's mothers] Do you now where they are?
- Cliff: Man, all I know is that my wife leapt out of here, screaming I don't know anything about medicine. Now, that's all I know, I don't know where my wife is.
- Elvin Tibideaux: You don't know where your wife went? I mean, how could you not know that?
- Cliff: Because I have about as much control over my wife as you have over yours.
- Theo Huxtable: [amused] I guess at a time like this my life must look pretty good to both of you, huh?