The Cosby Show (TV Series)

57 Varieties (1989)

Deon Richmond: Kenny

Quotes 

• Kenny : Mrs. Huxtable?

  Clair Huxtable : Yes?

  Kenny : Can I ask you something?

  Clair Huxtable : Yes.

  Kenny : Do you have any job openings at your law office?

  Clair Huxtable : Are you looking for a job?

  Kenny : No, my brother is.

  Clair Huxtable : Oh, he wants to change careers?

  Kenny : Yeah, he got fired from his job.

  Clair Huxtable : What happened?

  Kenny : He had a big date, so he borrowed the company car.

  Clair Huxtable : The company car?

  Kenny : Yeah, he wanted to take her someplace special.

  Clair Huxtable : Where'd they go?

  Kenny : Florida.

  Clair Huxtable : Kenny, don't you think that was a little out of line, taking the company car and going to Florida?

  Kenny : He brought it back with a full tank of gas.

• Clair Huxtable : Kenny, come here. You know, ahem, your brother has poisoned your mind against women. And one of these days, you're going to quote your brother to some woman who is a little less... civilized than I, and she's going to grab you by your ankles and twirl you around in the air 'til those cavemen ideas come swirling out of your ears. Is that what you want to have happen?

  Kenny : No.

  Clair Huxtable : I also suggest that you tell your brother that if he comes into my office spouting those muddleheaded ideas, I'm going to become like that less civilized woman. Got it?

  Kenny : Yes, ma'am.

  Clair Huxtable : Good.

  Kenny : Mrs. Huxtable?

  Clair Huxtable : Yes?

  Kenny : Do you know if Dr. Huxtable has any job openings at his office?