Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Reborn (2004)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• [Brent adds video rentals to Corner Gas' services] 

  Oscar Leroy : This will just confuse people. They won't know whether this is a gas station or a drive-in theater. What, are you in show business now? The gas business not good enough for you? You've got to be Ed Sullivan? "We've got a great shoooo! We've got a really big shoooo!" What the hell are you thinking?

  Brent LeRoy : I'm thinking your Ed Sullivan needs work.

• Hank Yarbo : [referring to the changes to the coffee shop]  I'm gonna fight this.

  Emma Leroy : It's her place, she can do what she wants with it.

  Hank Yarbo : Well, I got two words for you; boycott. I'm gonna put this place out of business.

  Brent LeRoy : Hank, if you had the power to put companies out of business by just not being a customer, why am I still able to buy mouthwash?

  Wanda Dollard : Yeah, and deodorant.

  Emma Leroy : Clean underwear.

  Brent LeRoy : Books.

  Wanda Dollard : Pants that fit.

  Emma Leroy : Nail clippers.

  Brent LeRoy : Dandruff shampoo.

  Wanda Dollard : Um... dental floss.

  Emma Leroy : Toilet paper.

  Oscar Leroy : Pick-up trucks.

  Brent LeRoy : You don't know what we're doing, do you, Dad?

  Oscar Leroy : Shut up!

• [Oscar doesn't know how to set up his VCR, but rents "Jaws" anyway] 

  Brent LeRoy : So, uh, what was your favourite part of the movie?

  Oscar Leroy : The shark parts.

  Brent LeRoy : Which, uh, which shark parts?

  Oscar Leroy : They were all pretty good. The shark in the water there, being all mean and what not.

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, did you, did you like the part where the shark fought the dinosaur?

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, that was okay, I guess.

  Brent LeRoy : How about the part where the shark grows legs and walks up on the beach and has a sword fight with the sheriff?

  Oscar Leroy : That part was a little farfetched for my taste.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, my favourite part was when the shark went back to his home planet. It made me cry.

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah. Choked me up too... I gotta go.

  Lacey Burrows : He must have the director's cut.