Corner Gas (TV Series)

Hair Loss (2005)

Corey Livingstone: Parent

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [re: Brent and his baldness]  Hank, he's cracking jokes about it.

  Hank Yarbo : Those aren't jokes. Those are humourous cries for help. I mean, sure, yeah, on the outside he's all Clowny the Clown, but on the inside he's in pain. He's like Painy the Clown.

  Lacey Burrows : Painy the Clown?

  [She imagines a children's party entertained by Painy the Clown] 

  Parent : Sorry, Painy, but you're the worst clown we've ever seen. You're fired.

  [Painy tweaks the parent's nose] 

  Parent : OW! ... See? This is what I'm talking about!