Corner Gas (TV Series)

Hair Loss (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

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Quotes 

• Brent LeRoy : [about his hair]  I'm going bald, Hank. These things are like lemmings.

  Hank Yarbo : Lemmings go bald?

  Lacey Burrows : Lemmings follow each other off cliffs and jump to their deaths.

  Hank Yarbo : Just 'cause they're going bald?

• Brent LeRoy : [about going bald]  This stinks. Like I don't have enough face east to west, now it's pushing northward.

  Lacey Burrows : Well, maybe you could grow a beard and bolster the south.

• Wanda Dollard : [about the lamp she bought at auction]  This piece is in original condition. It's worth 1,500 bucks. Guess how much I paid for it? Come on, guess how much!

  Brent LeRoy : I'm going to guess less than 1,500, or you wouldn't be this excited.

  Wanda Dollard : 40 bucks! I would have gotten it for 35, but Karen yawned and the auctioneer thought she made a bid.

• Lacey Burrows : Don't let gossipy geese get your goat.

  Brent LeRoy : I'm going to need a second with that one.