Judy Parfitt: Queen Lillian White

Quotes 

• Queen Lillian White : Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Mirror! I know you're in there!

  The Mirror : Give it a rest, Lillian! I'm trying to plan a little vacation here yet you persist in asking me this same stupid question over and over and over and over! Don't you ever get tired of it?

  Queen Lillian White : No.

  The Mirror : Okay, you want to know who's fairer than you?

  [Picks up phone book] 

  The Mirror : Now, this is just the greater Los Angeles area...