- Prue Halliwell: I suppose you just have one thousand dollars cash in your pocket.
- Jack Sheridan: Would you like to find out yourself?
- Prue Halliwell: No need. I can tell there's not much there just by looking.
- [about Kyle, the chosen one to defeat Tuatha]
- Piper Halliwell: But look at him! At his age he should be battling acne! Not evil witches!