Charlie's Angels (TV Series)

Homes $weet Homes (1980)

Dick Gautier: Barry Kingsbrook

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• Barry Kingsbrook : Kris, I would like to see you sell a house a month. Now let me give you a little tip: check out your friends, find out who's getting a divorce. Pure gold.

  Kris Munroe : What do you mean?

  Barry Kingsbrook : Well you see, for every divorce in Beverly Hills there are actually three houses sold: the one the happy couple leaves behind, they have to sell it so they can devide up community property, and the two that each one of them buys after the split.

• John Bosley : [as Jake Pickins]  Would you call that fat boy and see if he can get my coffee over here without knocking me out of my chair?

  Barry Kingsbrook : Waiter?

• Barry Kingsbrook : You know it turns out that eh, you and Mr. Pickins have something in common.

  Tiffany Welles : [as Miss Ludlow]  Oh, what's that?

  Barry Kingsbrook : Well, he also collects rare letters and he was wondering if you'd be kind enough to show yours to him.

  Tiffany Welles : [as Miss Ludlow]  Treasures are made to be shared, Mr. Kingsbrook, don't you agree?

  Barry Kingsbrook : Oh, my philosophy exactly, Miss Ludlow.

  Tiffany Welles : [as Miss Ludlow]  Oh Mr. Kingsbrook, you are in-cor-ri-gi-ble.

• Tina Fuller : I think Kris whatsername is a phoney.

  Barry Kingsbrook : Oh well, get out of here, come on.

  Tina Fuller : She's out there in the other room right now going over our listings. But not just any listings, only the homes that have been robbed.

  Barry Kingsbrook : Hey, could be a coincidence.

  Tina Fuller : Yeah, and Raquel Welch is Orphan Annie.

• Kris Munroe : Mr. Kingsbrook?

  Barry Kingsbrook : Yeah?

  Kris Munroe : Is it true that we're not allowed to wear slacks?

  Barry Kingsbrook : What, and cover up those beautiful legs? Ladies, real estate is sexy. Now, the Kingsbrook company sells sexy houses and it takes sexy ladies to bring in the bucks.