- Kelly Garrett: [delousing spray applied to the three new inmates] How long has it been since you've been sprayed?
- Maxine: Get cute in here, and you *can* get hurt, understand, dearie?
- Maxine: You have half an hour to get ready, girls.
- Kelly Garrett: Ready for what?
- Maxine: You're going to a party. And believe me, it's an invitation you can't refuse.
- Jill Munroe: [inside the brothel, all of them being eyed by the patrons] Why is it I suddenly feel like a Christian going into the arena?
- Sabrina Duncan: Shht. Be cool. It can't be that bad.
- Kelly Garrett: Mm-hmm. It's no worse than skydiving without a parachute.
- Warden Sorenson: I'm told you made a remarkable recovery. Stomach cramps?
- Jill Munroe: Oh no, it was an allergy. I'm allergic to working in potato fields.
- Sabrina Duncan: Did you get anything?
- Kelly Garrett: You mean beside multiple bruises?
- Sabrina Duncan: Don't be like the Lone Ranger. The one I'm with's got hands like a linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys.
- Linda Oliver: I just wanted to stop by and say thank you, while I was here for my interview.
- Sabrina Duncan: Interview?
- John Bosley: Yes, Charles thinks it's time that we hired a receptionist for our front.
- Linda Oliver: I just hope I can measure up.
- Jill Munroe: I don't think you have anything to worry about.
- [puts on a sugar sweet voice]
- Jill Munroe: Right, Charlie?
- Charles Townsend: [on speaker phone] You took the words right out of my mouth, Jill, right out of my mouth.
- Kelly Garrett: [as Jill clambers from the cabin onto the back of their speeding truck] Sometimes I worry about her.
- Kelly Garrett: [the trio are handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser, being shunted to a prison farm] What kind of county is this, anyway?
- Sheriff Clint: One that don't tolerate lawbreakers.
- Kelly Garrett: [they have to don their prison garb] Are there dressing rooms?
- Maxine: What do do you think this is? Saks Fifth Avenue? Drop the towels and get to it!