- King Koopa: [as Kootie Pie throws things at him] Kootie Pie, my sweet... Ooh... Uh, precious... Whoa! Uh, uh, oh!
- [bumps into a suit of armor while dodging]
- Kootie Pie Koopa: Don't try to get on my good side!
- Cheatsy Koopa: What good side?
- Princess Toadstool: If we don't change those two accountants back to Milli Vanilli, I'll never hear my favorite music again.
- Mario: Don't worry, Princess. We'll get in there and save Rob and Fab from Kootie Pie.
- Luigi: We will?
- [Mario stares]
- Luigi: We will! Sheesh, how?
- Mario: Hmm, how? You heard what Fab said. They need a backup band to give Kootie Pie her concert.
- Toad: Gotcha, Mario. It's time to rock 'n' roll!
- [Kootie Pie throws a tantrum because Rob and Fab can't perform without a backup band]
- Mario: [in disguise] Hi, uh, we're the famous travelling band called Backups 'R' We. Uh, do you know of anyone who might need our services?
- Kootie Pie Koopa: Wow! I must be getting good at tantrums! Heh heh! This is the fastest result I've ever had!
- [after Mario and company escapes with Milli Vanilli]
- Kootie Pie Koopa: King Dad! King Dad! My concert disappeared! If you don't bring it back, I'll scream!
- King Koopa: So scream. It sounds better than that other noise.
- Kootie Pie Koopa: If you don't go after them, I'll bring them back myself!
- King Koopa: No, not that! Unless you promise to forget about them, I'm gonna put you in the dungeon!
- [Kootie Pie screams as Koopa picks her up and carries her off]
- Kootie Pie Koopa: The dungeon? Okay, I promise!
- [Koopa puts her down]
- Kootie Pie Koopa: After all, it had to end sometime. That music was just too beautiful to last.