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Detective Don Flack : You play poker?
Detective Stella Bonasera : Occasionally. Why? You got a problem with that?
Detective Don Flack : Yeah. You're physically incapable of keeping a straight face.
Detective Stella Bonasera : Really?
Detective Don Flack : Now, Mac. There's a man with a poker face. Who knows what he's thinking?
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Kelly Lindgren : This is Joel?
Detective Don Flack : What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
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[trying to get information, Flack snaps a cigar]
Robert Dulcet : You know how much that cost?
Detective Don Flack : Now? Nothing.
[Flack snaps another one]
Detective Don Flack : Hey, Stell.
Detective Stella Bonasera : Yeah?
Detective Don Flack : That smell Cuban to you?
[Stella sniffs the tobacco]
Detective Stella Bonasera : Can't tell. Better break another one.
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Hotel Guest : No I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?
Detective Don Flack : Guy was shot down the hall.
Hotel Guest : Oh, yeah, I heard that.
Detective Don Flack : Did you call 911?
Hotel Guest : No. Why?
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Detective Don Flack : [knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, drunk. Flack looks disgusted] Nevermind, carry on.
[Flack closes the door]
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Detective Don Flack : [knocks on woman's door, a woman wearing pajamas and a sleep mask opens her door] Good evening.
Tired woman : Are you serious? Do you know what time it is?
Detective Don Flack : I'm sorry to disturb you ma'am, but I was wondering if...
Tired woman : [interrupts Detective Flack] I asked you question.
Detective Don Flack : Do I know what time it is?
[tired woman nods]
Detective Don Flack : Yes ma'am I do.
[looks at his watch]
Detective Don Flack : It's 3am.
Tired woman : You people are cray. I ought to sue for harassment!
[slams door in Flack's face]
Detective Don Flack : You have a good night now