- Bob Patterson: [On patrol in the helicopter] So it isn't me you hate at all.
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: I don't hate anyone. I have no hate in my body. I go to church, I love my country and my mother.
- Bob Patterson: But you're terrified of flying?
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: I am not! Get it through your head, Bob - I love flying! There's one thing I'm terrified of.
- Bob Patterson: And what's that?
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: Crashing!
- Officer Jon Baker: Your day as a UFO, right?
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: UFO?
- Officer Jon Baker: Yeah, Unwilling Flying Observer.