Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Harvest (1997)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : Senior boys are the only way to go. The guys from our grade? Forget about it. They're children, you know? Like Jesse. Did you see him last night, following me around like a little puppy dog? You just want to put him to sleep. But senior boys? They have mystery. They have... What's the word I'm searching for? Cars.
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Cordelia Chase : So, anyway, I come out of the bathroom, and she comes running at me, screaming, with a stick. "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!" I swear!
Guy in Comp. Class : [leaning in] Who?
Cordelia Chase : Buffy.
Harmony Kendall : The new girl.
Guy in Comp. Class : What's her deal?
Cordelia Chase : Well, she's crazed.
Harmony Kendall : Did you hear about her old school? Booted.
Cordelia Chase : Well, I exhibit no surprise.
Guy in Comp. Class : Why was she kicked out?
Cordelia Chase : Uh, because she's a psycho loony.
Willow Rosenberg : No, she's not.
Cordelia Chase : What?
Willow Rosenberg : She's not a psycho. You don't even know her.
Cordelia Chase : Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you're boring.
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Cordelia Chase : I just am not the type to settle, you know - it's like when I go shopping, I have to have the most expensive thing, not because it's expensive, but because it *costs* more.