Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Something Blue (1999)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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Quotes 

• [Buffy and Spike are engaged after a spell goes wrong] 

  Buffy Summers : Spike and I are getting married.

  Xander Harris : How? What? How?

  Rupert Giles : Three excellent questions.

• Buffy Summers : Oh... honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be "William the Bloody" or just Spike... 'cause either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.

  Spike : Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it that touch of classic elegance.

  Buffy Summers : What's wrong with "Buffy"?

  Rupert Giles : Oh, such a good question.

• [Giles is blind, Xander is a demon magnet, and Buffy and Spike engaged while under Willow's spell] 

  Buffy Summers : She did a spell.

  Rupert Giles : Yes. To have her will done. Whatever she says is coming true.

  Buffy Summers : And you were both affected! I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.

  Buffy Summers : Xander!

  Spike : That's it. You're off the usher list.

• Spike : [chained to Giles' bath]  Passions is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll...

  Rupert Giles : You'll do what? Lick me to death?

• Buffy Summers : You want something nicer...? Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, please.

  Spike : Giles, make her stop.

  Rupert Giles : [walking out]  If those two don't kill each other... I might lend a hand.

• Anya : Giles is blind?

  [Xander starts waving his hand in front of Giles' face] 

  Rupert Giles : Stop... whatever you're doing. You-You smell like Fruit Roll-Ups.

• Rupert Giles : Spike, we have no intention of killing a harmless, um, creature. But we-we have to know what's been done to you. We-We-We can't let you go until we're sure that you're-you're impotent or...

  Spike : Hey!

  Rupert Giles : Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're-you're...

  Buffy Summers : Flaccid?

  Spike : You are one step away, missy.

  Buffy Summers : Giles, help. He's gonna scold me.

• Willow Rosenberg : Did Buffy tell you about the beer? 'Cause...

  Giles : Uh, Buffy didn't tell me anything.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh. Well, forget the beer part then.

  Giles : Happily.