Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Something Blue (1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• [Buffy and Spike are engaged after a spell goes wrong] 

  Buffy Summers : Spike and I are getting married.

  Xander Harris : How? What? How?

  Rupert Giles : Three excellent questions.

• [Giles is blind, Xander is a demon magnet, and Buffy and Spike engaged while under Willow's spell] 

  Buffy Summers : She did a spell.

  Rupert Giles : Yes. To have her will done. Whatever she says is coming true.

  Buffy Summers : And you were both affected! I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.

  Buffy Summers : Xander!

  Spike : That's it. You're off the usher list.

• Spike : [to Buffy]  What are you lookin' at?

  Buffy Summers : [to Spike]  The man I love.

  [they start kissing] 

  Xander Harris : Can I be blind, too?

• Xander Harris : Jeez. You mean Oz just sent for his stuff and didn't even call her? That's pretty harsh.

  Anya : I only wish I had my powers back. I'd liquefy his entrails for her.

  Xander Harris : That's sweet.

• Anya : I'd been dumped. I was miserable. Doing a few vengeance spells. Boils on the penis. Nothing fancy.

  Xander Harris : Please skip ahead.

  Anya : D'Hoffryn got wind of me. He offered to elevate me.

  Buffy Summers : Meaning?

  Anya : They made me a demon.

• Xander Harris : [yells upstairs]  That's okay, Mom. We don't need any more snacks.

  Anya : I liked those Fruit Roll-Ups.

  Xander Harris : Shush. I though she'd never clear out. Besides, just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of Love.

  [pauses] 

  Xander Harris : Okay, that was gross.