Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Something Blue (1999)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• [Buffy and Spike are engaged after a spell goes wrong] 

  Buffy Summers : Spike and I are getting married.

  Xander Harris : How? What? How?

  Rupert Giles : Three excellent questions.

• Buffy Summers : Oh... honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be "William the Bloody" or just Spike... 'cause either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.

  Spike : Whereas the name "Buffy" gives it that touch of classic elegance.

  Buffy Summers : What's wrong with "Buffy"?

  Rupert Giles : Oh, such a good question.

• [Giles is blind, Xander is a demon magnet, and Buffy and Spike engaged while under Willow's spell] 

  Buffy Summers : She did a spell.

  Rupert Giles : Yes. To have her will done. Whatever she says is coming true.

  Buffy Summers : And you were both affected! I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.

  Buffy Summers : Xander!

  Spike : That's it. You're off the usher list.

• Spike : Well, I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.

  [everyone looks at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : That was the spell.

• Buffy Summers : You know what? I don't think you want us to let you go. Maybe we made it a little too comfy in here for ya.

  Spike : Comfy? I'm chained in a bathtub drinkin' pig's blood from a novelty mug. Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's guide.

• Buffy Summers : You want something nicer...? Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, please.

  Spike : Giles, make her stop.

  Rupert Giles : [walking out]  If those two don't kill each other... I might lend a hand.

• Spike : [to Buffy]  What are you lookin' at?

  Buffy Summers : [to Spike]  The man I love.

  [they start kissing] 

  Xander Harris : Can I be blind, too?

• Rupert Giles : Spike, we have no intention of killing a harmless, um, creature. But we-we have to know what's been done to you. We-We-We can't let you go until we're sure that you're-you're impotent or...

  Spike : Hey!

  Rupert Giles : Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're-you're...

  Buffy Summers : Flaccid?

  Spike : You are one step away, missy.

  Buffy Summers : Giles, help. He's gonna scold me.

• Buffy Summers : Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?

• [first lines] 

  [Riley has just hung a "Lesbian Alliance" banner] 

  Riley Finn : Looks good.

  [sees Buffy] 

  Riley Finn : Hey, Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : Is there something you wanna tell me?

  Riley Finn : What.

  [Buffy looks pointedly at the banner] 

  Riley Finn : Oh.

  [chuckles] 

  Riley Finn : Yes. I am a lesbian.

  Buffy Summers : Well it's good that you're so open about it.

• Buffy Summers : It's just... different, you know? A picnic. First of all, daylight. That's kind of a new venue, Buffy-wise. And the best part... he said that he would bring all the food, so all I have to do is show up and eat. Those are two things I'm really good at.

  Willow Rosenberg : So, he's nice?

  Buffy Summers : Very, very.

  Willow Rosenberg : And there's sparkage?

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. He's... Have you seen his arms? Those are... good arms to have.

• Buffy Summers : Seeing Angel in LA... even for 5 minutes... Hello to the pain.

  Willow Rosenberg : The pain is not a friend.

• Spike : I get this spell reversed, they'll be finding your body for weeks.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, make a move. Please. I'm *dying* for a good slay.

• Buffy Summers : Ohh... there's so much to decide... ceremony, guests, reception.

  Spike : Well, first thing I'd say, we're not having a church wedding.

  Buffy Summers : How about a daytime ceremony in the park?

  Spike : Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust.

  Buffy Summers : Under the trees. Indirect sunlight only.

  Spike : A warm spring breeze tosses the leaves aside, and again, you're registering as Mr and Mrs Big Pile of Dust.

  Buffy Summers : top it! This is our wedding and you're treating it like a big joke.

• Riley Finn : Hey, Buffy... What's up?

  Buffy Summers : Riley, look. Aren't they beautiful?

  Riley Finn : Uh... yeah. They're nice. A little dressy, maybe, for school, but...

  Buffy Summers : Riley.

  Riley Finn : Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : I really like you. I hope you know that you mean a lot to me. And if things were different...

  Buffy Summers : Different than what?

  Buffy Summers : I want you to promise me that we can always be friends. And I'd really like you to be there on the day.

  Riley Finn : The day when...

  Buffy Summers : The wedding.

  Riley Finn : The wedding. What wedding?

  Buffy Summers : My wedding. I'm getting married. Can you believe it?

  Riley Finn : I don't think "no" is a strong enough word.

  Buffy Summers : I know! It's crazy. I mean, we fought for all these years and then... sometimes you just... look at someone, and... you know. You know?

  Riley Finn : No.

  Buffy Summers : I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about each other.

  Riley Finn : Can we start again?

  Buffy Summers : You'll really like him. Well... nobody really likes him.

  Riley Finn : I just need to clear a few things up.

  Buffy Summers : I don't even really like him.

  Riley Finn : Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : But... I love him... I do.

• Buffy Summers : I have to get away from that "bad boy" thing. There's no good there.

• Riley Finn : Wow. Uh... who is this guy? Does he go here?

  Buffy Summers : Spike? Oh, no. He's totally old.

  Riley Finn : Old.

  Buffy Summers : Well... not as old as my last boyfriend was.

• [last lines] 

  Buffy Summers : No. It's just I saw that fear in your eyes when you caught me looking at wedding dresses and I *had* to give you a hard time.

  Riley Finn : I did not have fear in my eyes.

  Buffy Summers : Yes, you did. You were looking at me like I was a cartoon ball and chain.

  Riley Finn : So you decided to tell me you're getting married.

  Buffy Summers : Uh-huh.

  Riley Finn : So... you're insane.

  Buffy Summers : Uh-huh.

  Riley Finn : But you're still single.

  Buffy Summers : Yes.

  Riley Finn : Okay then. Just another little piece of the Buffy puzzle.

  Buffy Summers : You really have a lot to learn about women, Riley.

  Riley Finn : You're gonna teach me.

• Anya : I'd been dumped. I was miserable. Doing a few vengeance spells. Boils on the penis. Nothing fancy.

  Xander Harris : Please skip ahead.

  Anya : D'Hoffryn got wind of me. He offered to elevate me.

  Buffy Summers : Meaning?

  Anya : They made me a demon.

• Riley Finn : Well, hey, you know we were talking about having a picnic? I was thinking. Do you ever hang out at Ruggs Field...? It's beautiful there. Usually not that crowded, either. I thought maybe we could have a little spread. Sandwiches, maybe some ants. Could be fun.

  Buffy Summers : We were talking about having a picnic?

  Riley Finn : Oh... So, was that a conversation we actually had, or one I was just practicing?

  Buffy Summers : Practicing?

  Riley Finn : Okay. Yes. I have been known to do a little prep work before our conversations. It's not easy, you know, talking to you sometimes. It's like an oral exam.

  Buffy Summers : Boy. That's just what every girl longs to hear.

  Riley Finn : Well, you're tricky.

• Riley Finn : I never know how you're gonna react to something... That's why I like you so much. You're a mystery... Probably every beautiful girl in the world has some jerk tellin' her she's a mystery, but... I swear... you really are... There's a lot about you that needs puzzling out.

  [Buffy just stares at him] 

  Riley Finn : I lose you somewhere?

  Buffy Summers : Right around... "beautiful."

• [talking about Riley] 

  Buffy Summers : I really like him. I do.

  Willow Rosenberg : But?

  Buffy Summers : I don't know... I really like being around him, you know, and I think he cares about me. But... I just... feel like something's missing.

  Willow Rosenberg : He's not making you miserable?

  Buffy Summers : Exactly... Riley seems so solid... like... he wouldn't cause me heartache.

  Willow Rosenberg : Get out. Get out while there's still time.