Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Hush (1999)

James Marsters: Spike

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• Rupert Giles : Um... I need you to take Spike for a few days.

  Xander Harris : What?

  Spike : What?

  Anya : What?

  Spike : I'm not stayin' with him.

  Rupert Giles : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.

  Anya : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?

  Rupert Giles : Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could've said.

• Spike : We're out of Weetabix

  Rupert Giles : We are out of Weetabix because you ate it all... again.

  Spike : Get some more.

  Rupert Giles : I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.

  Spike : Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Give it a little texture.

  Rupert Giles : Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.

  Spike : Sissy.

• Spike : I don't see why I have to be tied up.

  Xander Harris : It's just while I'm sleeping.

  Spike : Like I'd bite you, anyway.

  Xander Harris : Oh, you would.

  Spike : Not bloody likely.

  Xander Harris : I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

  Spike : All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.

  Xander Harris : And don't you forget it.

• Xander Harris : If you don't know how I feel about...

  Anya : I don't... This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.

  Spike : Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?

  Spike : Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.

  Rupert Giles : Please don't.

• Xander Harris : He's not roaming around. If he stays with me, he's gonna get tied up again.

  Anya : What about us, our romantic evening?

  Spike : I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.

  Xander Harris : That's not exactly one of my fantasies, either.