Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Hush (1999)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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Quotes 

• [no one can speak; all written or mimed] 

  Rupert Giles : Who are the Gentlemen? They are fairy tale monsters. What do they want?

  [Willow points at her chest] 

  Xander Harris : [cups hands at his chest and mouths]  Boobies?

  Rupert Giles : Hearts. They come to a town. They steal all the voices so no one can scream. Then...

  [Giles shows drawings of Gentlemen ripping out the heart from a person in bed] 

  Rupert Giles : They need seven. They have at least two.

  Xander Harris : How do we kill them?

  [Buffy mimes stabbing, but looks more like masturbating; Giles, Willow and Xander look at Buffy with disturbed faces; Buffy mimes again with a stake; they all look relieved] 

  Rupert Giles : In the tales, no sword can kill them.

• Rupert Giles : Um... I need you to take Spike for a few days.

  Xander Harris : What?

  Spike : What?

  Anya : What?

  Spike : I'm not stayin' with him.

  Rupert Giles : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.

  Anya : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?

  Rupert Giles : Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could've said.

• Spike : We're out of Weetabix

  Rupert Giles : We are out of Weetabix because you ate it all... again.

  Spike : Get some more.

  Rupert Giles : I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.

  Spike : Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Give it a little texture.

  Rupert Giles : Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.

  Spike : Sissy.

• Xander Harris : If you don't know how I feel about...

  Anya : I don't... This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.

  Spike : Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?

  Spike : Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.

  Rupert Giles : Please don't.

• Olivia : All the time you used to talk to me about witchcraft and darkness and the like... I just thought you were being pretentious.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, I was... I was also right.

  Olivia : So everything you told me was true?

  Rupert Giles : Well, no. Um, I wasn't actually one of the original members of Pink Floyd, but... about the monster stuff, yes.