Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Hush (1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• [no one can speak; all written or mimed] 

  Rupert Giles : Who are the Gentlemen? They are fairy tale monsters. What do they want?

  [Willow points at her chest] 

  Xander Harris : [cups hands at his chest and mouths]  Boobies?

  Rupert Giles : Hearts. They come to a town. They steal all the voices so no one can scream. Then...

  [Giles shows drawings of Gentlemen ripping out the heart from a person in bed] 

  Rupert Giles : They need seven. They have at least two.

  Xander Harris : How do we kill them?

  [Buffy mimes stabbing, but looks more like masturbating; Giles, Willow and Xander look at Buffy with disturbed faces; Buffy mimes again with a stake; they all look relieved] 

  Rupert Giles : In the tales, no sword can kill them.

• Rupert Giles : Um... I need you to take Spike for a few days.

  Xander Harris : What?

  Spike : What?

  Anya : What?

  Spike : I'm not stayin' with him.

  Rupert Giles : I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.

  Anya : Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?

  Rupert Giles : Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could've said.

• Spike : I don't see why I have to be tied up.

  Xander Harris : It's just while I'm sleeping.

  Spike : Like I'd bite you, anyway.

  Xander Harris : Oh, you would.

  Spike : Not bloody likely.

  Xander Harris : I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

  Spike : All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.

  Xander Harris : And don't you forget it.

• Xander Harris : If you don't know how I feel about...

  Anya : I don't... This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.

  Spike : Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?

  Spike : Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.

  Rupert Giles : Please don't.

• Xander Harris : He's not roaming around. If he stays with me, he's gonna get tied up again.

  Anya : What about us, our romantic evening?

  Spike : I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away.

  Xander Harris : That's not exactly one of my fantasies, either.

• Xander Harris : Well, how could you say I'm using you?

  Anya : You don't care about what I think. You don't ask about my day.

  Xander Harris : You really did turn into a real girl, didn't ya?

  Anya : See? And you make jokes during my pain. You don't care about me at all.