Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Go Fish (1998)

Wentworth Miller: Gage Petronzi

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• Gage Petronzi : What a psycho bitch! Man!

  Angelus : [approching]  Gotta be talking about Buffy.

  Gage Petronzi : How'd you know?

  Angelus : Uh, she and I... had this thing once. Biggest mistake of my life.

  Gage Petronzi : Yeah. My condolences, dude.

  Angelus : She's a real head-tripper.

  Gage Petronzi : Tell me about it. Girl acts like she's God's gift or something.

  Angelus : Who is she? The Chosen One?

  Gage Petronzi : Exactly.

  Angelus : You know, what she really needs is for someone to really knock her down off her notches.

  Gage Petronzi : Yeah, that'd be sweet. Anyone in mind?

  Angelus : You're in luck, my friend... Just so happens, I'm recruiting.

  [Gage see Angelus' vampire face] 

  Gage Petronzi : No!

  [Buffy strolls out of the Bronze and hears Gage's screams as Angelus is feeding] 

  Gage Petronzi : Ah! Somebody! Help! Ah! Help! Ah! Ah! Get him off me! Help! Ah!

  [She rushes to his aid. Cut to Angelus. He drops Gage and begins to spit out his blood. He wipes his mouth and spits some more. Buffy comes running around the corner, and just as he looks up she does a roundhouse kick to his face. He isn't fazed and just looks at her. She pulls out the stick holding her hair up and holds it ready to stake him as her hair falls down around her face] 

  Angelus : Why, Miss Summers! You're beautiful!

  [He quickly bends down, picks Gage up and throws him at her, knocking her to the pavement. He spits a few more times and leaves smiling. Buffy scrambles to her feet and watches him go. Gage gets up also and rubs his neck] 

  Gage Petronzi : Oh. Was that the thing that killed Cameron?

  Buffy Summers : No. That was something else.

  Buffy Summers : S-Something else?

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. Unfortunately, we have a lot of something elses in this town. Good night.

  [starts to leave] 

  Gage Petronzi : Hey!

  [Buffy pauses] 

  Gage Petronzi : Walk me home?

  [She motions for him to follow, and they leave] 

• Buffy Summers : Well, um... it's a little embarrassing. You see... I'm a swim groupie.

  Gage Petronzi : A-ha!

  Buffy Summers : Oh, yeah! You know, there's just something about the smell of chlorine on a guy. Oh, baby!