Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Go Fish (1998)

Charles Cyphers: Coach Carl Marin

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• Buffy Summers : Tell me what's in the steam!

  Coach Carl Marin : After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with fish DNA on their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon... mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.

  Buffy Summers : And you did... sort of... Why?

  Coach Carl Marin : What kind of question is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do you understand we have a shot at the State Championship?

  Buffy Summers : Do you understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any swim team.

  Coach Carl Marin : Boy, when they were handing' out school spirit, you didn't even stand in line, did ya?

  Buffy Summers : No. I was in the line for shred of sanity.

  [the Coach pulls out a pistol and points it at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : Which you obviously skipped.