"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Go Fish (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

  • Willow Rosenberg : So we're lookin' for a beastie.

    Rupert Giles : That, uh, eats humans whole... Except for the skin.

    Buffy Summers : This doesn't make any sense.

    Xander Harris : Yeah, the skin's the best part.

    Buffy Summers : Any demons with high cholesterol?

    [Giles looks at her thoroughly un-amused] 

    Buffy Summers : You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh.

  • [Xander is wearing a speedo] 

    Xander Harris : I'm undercover.

    Buffy Summers : You're not under much.

  • Cordelia Chase : It's about time our school excelled at something.

    Willow Rosenberg : Hmm. You're forgetting our high mortality rate.

    Xander Harris : We're number one!

  • Xander Harris : Sure. The discus throwers got the best seats at *all* the crucifixions.

  • Xander Harris : ...Well, turning into a creepy-crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turn twenty.

    Cordelia Chase : ...I want you to know that you've really proven yourself to me. And you don't have to join the new team next year, if you don't want. I'd be just as happy if you played football.

    [She smiles, but Xander is clearly not amused] 

    Buffy Summers : [DELETED LINE, to Cordy]  You're not the only one he's proven himself to. In fact... You keep playing your cards right, Xander, and I think *our* team's gonna start having you call the shots instead of me.

    [Clearly, Xander finds this even less amusing] 

    Xander Harris : [DELETED LINE]  Me? Call the shots? Instead of you?

    [winces at the idea] 

    Xander Harris : I'd rather be a fish.

  • [first lines] 

    Xander Harris : All I'm saying is, it's a stupid idea to have a victory party at the beach. It's officially nippy... So say ny nips.

  • Xander Harris : That is wrong. A big fat spankin' wrong. It's a slap in the face to everyone of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our D's.

  • Willow Rosenberg : There. Dodd McAlvy: torn tendon. Gage Petronzi: fractured wrist, depression, headaches.

    Buffy Summers : It's all there in the school medical records.

    Willow Rosenberg : All symptomatic of steroid abuse.

    Xander Harris : But is steroid abuse usually linked with "Hey, I'm a fish"?

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