Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Go Fish (1998)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : It's about time our school excelled at something.
Willow Rosenberg : Hmm. You're forgetting our high mortality rate.
Xander Harris : We're number one!
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[Cordelia thinks Xander has turned into a fish monster]
Cordelia Chase : And I want you to know that... I still care about you, no matter what you look like. And... And we can still date. Or-Or not. I mean... I understand if you wanna see other fish... I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better. Whether that means little bath toys or whatever.
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Cordelia Chase : So he spit it out? I thought Angel liked blood.
Buffy Summers : He used to.
Willow Rosenberg : Maybe his eyes were too big for his stomach.
Buffy Summers : Or maybe there was something in Gage's blood that Angel didn't like. Say, for example, steroids.
Willow Rosenberg : That would explain all their behavioral changes.
Cordelia Chase : And their winning streak.
Willow Rosenberg : So maybe whatever's in their blood is what's attracting this creature to them.
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Xander Harris : ...Well, turning into a creepy-crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turn twenty.
Cordelia Chase : ...I want you to know that you've really proven yourself to me. And you don't have to join the new team next year, if you don't want. I'd be just as happy if you played football.
[She smiles, but Xander is clearly not amused]
Buffy Summers : [DELETED LINE, to Cordy] You're not the only one he's proven himself to. In fact... You keep playing your cards right, Xander, and I think *our* team's gonna start having you call the shots instead of me.
[Clearly, Xander finds this even less amusing]
Xander Harris : [DELETED LINE] Me? Call the shots? Instead of you?
[winces at the idea]
Xander Harris : I'd rather be a fish.
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[Cordelia thinks Xander has turned into a fish monster]
Cordelia Chase : You were so courageous. And you looked really hot in those Speedos.
