Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doomed (2000)

James Marsters: Spike

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• [last lines] 

  Spike : What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot. It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What? Can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas. Right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!

• Xander Harris : Think of the happy. If we don't find what we're lookin' for, we're facing an apocalypse.

  Spike : [excitedly]  Really? You're not just sayin' that?

• Spike : That's right! I'm back, and I'm a *bloody animal*! Yeah!

• [after Xander's basement leaks] 

  Spike : My soddin' sleepin' chair's bloody... sodden.

• Willow Rosenberg : We're not useless. We-We help people. We-We fight the forces of evil.

  Spike : *Buffy* fights the forces of evil. You're her groupies.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Spike]  what are you doing?

  Xander Harris : You were trying to stake yourself.

  Spike : Fag off! It's no concern of yours.

  Xander Harris : Is too. For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust. And for another, we've shared a lot here. You should have trusted me enough to do it *for* you.

  Willow Rosenberg : Xander.

  Xander Harris : What? He wants to die. I wanna help.

  Willow Rosenberg : It-It's ookie. We know him. We can't just let him poof himself.

  Spike : Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance.

• Buffy Summers : Be careful, you guys. Place doesn't look too stable.

  Spike : Fine by me. I hope we all go under.

  Buffy Summers : Why is he even here? It's not like he can fight.

  Willow Rosenberg : If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.

  Buffy Summers : And that's bad because...? Fine. Whatever.