- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles to teenage Snyder] You filthy little ponce. Are you afraid of a little demon?
- Buffy Summers: So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk-or-bleed situation. Your call.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Hit him.
- Ethan Rayne: I-I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea.
- Buffy Summers: Meaning?
- Ethan Rayne: Well, I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute... for a demon.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Well, he's lying. G'on hit him!
- Buffy Summers: [to Giles] I don't think he is, and shut up.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] You're *my* Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his thro...
- Buffy Summers: Giles!
- [to Ethan]
- Buffy Summers: What demon?
- Ethan Rayne: I don't remember.
- [Buffy punches Ethan]
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Yes!
- [the Sunnydale adults are acting crazy]
- Oz: They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?
- Willow Rosenberg: It'll be okay when we get to Giles.
- Oz: Of course. I mean, even if he's sixteen, he's still Giles, right? He's probably a pretty together guy.
- Willow Rosenberg: Yeah, well...
- Oz: What?
- Buffy Summers: Giles at sixteen. Less "together guy" more "bad magic, hates the world, ticking time bomb guy."
- [about the SATs]
- Cordelia Chase: Actually, I'm looking forward to it. I do well on standardized tests.
- [everyone looks at her]
- Cordelia Chase: What? I can't have layers?
- Xander Harris: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make you feel all immature and stuff but I've had a ton, and I don't feel any diff... Never mind.
- Cordelia Chase: Mom started borrowing my clothes. There should be an age limit on Lycra pants. And Dad, he just locked himself in the bathroom with old copies of Esquire.
- Willow Rosenberg: [reading graffiti] "Kiss Rocks"? Why would anyone want to kiss... Oh, wait. I get it.
- Principal Snyder: You will sell it to raise money for the marching band. They need new uniforms.
- Xander Harris: Yeah. Those tall, fuzzy hats ain't cheap, huh?
- Oz: But they go with everything.
- [first lines]
- Rupert Giles: [reading] "And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end." That's all there is. Are you ready?
- Buffy Summers: Hit me.
- Rupert Giles: Which of the following best expresses the theme of the passage? "A": violence breeds violence, "B": all things must end, "C"...
- Buffy Summers: "B." I'm going with "B." We haven't had a "B" in forever.
- Rupert Giles: This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect-the-dots. Please pay attention. A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.
- Buffy Summers: Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.
- [all the adults are acting like teenagers]
- Buffy Summers: Principal Snyder?
- Principal Snyder: Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino.
- [about the SATs]
- Oz: You know, I took it last year. I could help you get ready. There's this whole trick to antonyms, but, uh, well, this isn't the place.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Then let's do something. Let's find the demon and-and kick the crap out of it.
- [last lines]
- Rupert Giles: I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?
- Joyce Summers: Uh, Buffy assures me that it happened battling evil so I'm letting her pay for it on the installment plan.
- Buffy Summers: Uh, hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually *did* something.
- [leaves]
- Joyce Summers: Right.
- Rupert Giles: Indeed.
- Joyce Summers: Y-Yes.
- Xander Harris: The band. Yeah. They're great. They march.
- Willow Rosenberg: Like an army... E-E-Except with music instead of bullets, and usually no one dies.
- Mr. Trick: You and me, girl... there's hard times ahead.
- [leaves]
- Buffy Summers: [to herself] They never just leave. Always got to say something.