- Col. Wilma Deering: [apprehended Cassius, forces him at laser-point to comply:] I'll give you thirty seconds before I fry you inch by inch from the bottom up.
- Cassius Thorne: [to the handcuffed, bare-chested, and about-to-be-auctioned Buck Rogers] Move around. Show 'em the merchandise.
- Cassius Thorne: [while auctioning off Buck Rogers] Some lucky woman is going to have her hands full, trying to tame this one.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Oh, good grief.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: No offense, Wilma, but you look like something the cat dragged in, then dragged right out again.
- Col. Wilma Deering: Why is it that for once I know exactly what you're talking about?
- Cassius Thorne: [male sex slave auction] You should be flattered. You've fetched the highest price we've ever gotten around here.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Of which you get ten percent, right?
- Cassius Thorne: Fifteen.
- [gets a quizzical look from Buck]
- Cassius Thorne: I have tremendous overhead. Let's go.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Where to now?
- Cassius Thorne: To meet your new mate.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: [alarmed] Mate?
- Linea: [as Buck gets led away to be shown the sights] Uh, don't wear him out, Nyree. He's got a big night ahead of him.
- Prime Minister: [to her daughter] I found a man for you. He'll be brought here tomorrow.
- Ariela Dyne: No, I won't go along with that.
- Prime Minister: You will! It's the law!
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Your auction was so absurd, it was almost funny. But I'm a little tired of being led around like a prize bull.
- Twiki: You lucky stiff!
- Dr. Elias Huer: [incredulous tone] Stiff? What's a stiff?
- Twiki: You don't wanna know.
- Col. Wilma Deering: [re Buck] He's cooking dinner for me tonight.
- Dr. Elias Huer: Oh, I'm sorry.
- [after sympathising, walks away, shaking his head:]
- Dr. Elias Huer: My, my, my.
- Col. Wilma Deering: [laser pistol aimed] Have you ever heard of a grilled cheese sandwich?
- Cassius Thorne: [nonplussed] No.
- Col. Wilma Deering: A friend told me about them. Let's say you're the bread. Held over an open fire for two, three minutes.
- Cassius Thorne: I'm going, I'm going!
- Ariela Dyne: [in Buck's Starfighter] Thank you.
- Capt. William "Buck" Rogers: Well, that's a little premature. The worst is yet to come.
- Ariela Dyne: That's why I'm saying it now.