Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (TV Series)
Cruise Ship to the Stars (1979)
Eric Server: Dr. Theopolis
Quotes
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Dr. Theopolis : Buck, I don't understand what Colonel Deering is up to.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Wilma is setting herself up as a target no self-respecting thief or kidnapper can pass up. Well, Theo, when you put out the honey, you draw as many flies as you do bees sometimes.
Dr. Theopolis : I wish you would refrain from using such antiquated verbiage, Buck. It makes it so difficult to follow you sometimes.
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Twiki : Not so fast, bub.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : What do you got, Twiki?
Dr. Theopolis : Five pictorial units of the same subset, presented sequentially.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : A royal flush.
Twiki : Come to Papa.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : It's like losing to a typewriter.
Twiki : Watch it, bub.
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Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : How am I supposed to eat with this thing?
Dr. Theopolis : Just point it at the food, Buck, and activate the switch at the base of the fork. A null gravity fork, the latest word in dining accoutrements.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : It's great if you like your food on the hoof.
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Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Where's your girlfriend, Twiki? I thought you two had a date.
Twiki : She gets off work at 10:00.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : What's her name again?
Dr. Theopolis : Her name is Tina, and I think her interest in Twiki is purely physical.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Physical?
Twiki : You'd better believe it.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Physical, huh?
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Tina : [chirping] Something from the bar, sir?
Twiki : [chirping] Hold the phone.
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Nothing for me, thanks.
[Twiki and Tina converse with each other]
Dr. Theopolis : Twiki? Twiki, where are you going?
Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : [smiles] Don't ask.
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Twiki : Hi, guys.
Colonel Wilma Deering : What's the matter, Twiki? It's only 0300 hours.
Twiki : I'm bushed.
Dr. Theopolis : Now just a minute, Twiki. If you think you're going to retire for the evening without hearing from me, you are quite incorrect. Your behavior even since you set foot on this ship has been abominable.
[Twiki powers down]
Dr. Theopolis : Twiki? Twiki? Twiki? Twiki!