Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (TV Series)

Ardala Returns (1980)

Bob Minor: Guard

Quotes 

• [Buck is allowed to exercise in the Draconia's fitness chamber, where two guards are engaged in stun-stick combat - a duel Buck decides to use to his advantage] 

  Capt. William "Buck" Rogers : You guys fighting or dancing?

  Guard : You're insulting a Draconian soldier, Earth trash.

  Capt. William "Buck" Rogers : Oh, is that what you call yourselves?I'd show you how to use those toys but you probably bruise easily, and besides, I like a good fight.

  Guard : Earth trash! Come feel the sting of a Draconian soldier's stun-stick!

  [Buck takes a stun-stick, which emits a powerful shock when either end is touched, and battles the soldier, defeating him, then his buddy, then attacking two guards by the chamber door and easily knocking them out] 

  Twiki : Oops, that smarts. Nice work, champ, they never laid a glove on you.

  Capt. William "Buck" Rogers : Some days the magic works.

  [Buck opens the door, and waiting for him is a phalanx of Draconian soldiers with laserguns, and led by a smiling Tigerman] 

  Twiki : [crestfallen]  And some days it doesn't.