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Quotes
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Chris Morris : UK used to mean United Kingdom but ask anyone today and they'll tell you it stands for "Unbelievable Krimewave"!
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David Compression : Do you feel that vigilante-ism is actually going to help, in the long run?
Sir Rhodes Boyson : I think it will rise in an area where something has gone wrong.
David Compression : I mean in Gotham City in the United States they call up a specialist vigilante agent when they're in times of real trouble, by projecting a huge luminous emergency bat sign into the sky, and he comes rushing in. And so far that has worked. Is that something that should be encouraged?
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Ted Maul : Cowsick - the stench of poverty hangs in the air like an old man's nappy.
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Chris Morris : Why have you gone back to crime?
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Chris Morris : Crime is confusing! Crime is confusing!
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Chris Morris : So much for recorded crimes. But crimes we know nothing about are going up as well!
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Capt. Clyde Jackson : If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face, every day for six weeks - you may turn it into a rather fetching hat.
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Ted Maul : Jill and Sainsbur McManus remember Coswick in the days when people could still be trusted.
Jill McManus : Everybody had keys to everybody else's house... and the locks were, they were made of paper.
