- George Feeny: Mr. Turner, I frown upon faculty becoming involved with faculty.
- Jonathan Turner: Then it's not a policy. It's just a facial expression.
- Katherine 'Kat' Tompkins: This Jonathan Turner guy, what's the deal with him?
- George Feeny: It's really not my place to comment, from one teacher to another.
- Katherine 'Kat' Tompkins: Oh, come on. He asked me out! I just wanna know if he's an axe murderer.
- George Feeny: It wasn't on his resumé.
- Jonathan Turner: [Miss Tompkins enters the cafeteria] George, George, George!
- George Feeny: What?
- Jonathan Turner: Who dat? Don't look, don't look! Now look.
- George Feeny: Mr. Turner, we are not in high school! Well, yes, we are but... we are teachers, you fool.
- Jonathan Turner: Teach me about her.
- Cory Matthews: [about his experience at the makeout party] It was worse than bad! It was... agoobwa.
- [Everyone stares at him]
- Cory Matthews: It was so horrible, I had to make up a word to describe it!
- Eric Matthews: [he's trying to help Cory fix his reputation by talking him into going to a party that night] Take someone with you.
- Cory Matthews: [skeptically] Who am I gonna take? The only people in the school who are talking to me are Shawn and Topanga.
- Cory Matthews: Then take Shawn.
- Cory Matthews: [looks at him, appalled] I'm taking *Topanga*!
- Eric Matthews: [smirking] You animal!