Quotes
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Eddie : How much for this carved wooden leg?
Ted Nugent : Now there's a nice bit of objet d'art, must be worth at least two and a half grand. I'll give you £1.50 for it.
Eddie : Let's haggle.
Ted Nugent : Alright, a quid.
Eddie : No, let's haggle upwards.
Ted Nugent : Alright, 50p!
Eddie : Blimey, they don't call you Harry the Bastard for nothing, do they?
Ted Nugent : No, they call me Ted!
Eddie : Well listen, Ted. I've still got a photograph of you, a Chippendale and an industrial sized drum of Swarfega.
Ted Nugent : Have you?
Eddie : Uh-huh.
Ted Nugent : Then I'll give £500 for the leg, now bugger off!
