Boston Legal (TV Series)

Legal Deficits (2005)

Mark Valley: Brad Chase

Quotes 

• Denny Crane : Brad, first question.

  Brad Chase : I got involved because my colleague Denise Bauer came to me distraught that her housekeeper's child had been kidnapped, and frustrated the police and FBI were making no progress.

  Denny Crane : Second question.

  Brad Chase : I went to a friend of mine, Kevin Drummond at the FBI, and asked him for help.

  Denny Crane : Third question.

  Brad Chase : He told me that while the FBI was limited by state action, that private citizens had sometimes successfully taken things into their own hands.

  Denny Crane : Fourth question.

  A.D.A. Frank Ginsberg : Objection. He's not asking any questions.

  Denny Crane : I told him last night the questions I was gonna ask him. Judge, I'm just trying to speed things up for the jury, who I know are already annoyed at even being here for this ridiculous procecution.

  A.D.A. Frank Ginsberg : Objection.

  Judge Clark Brown : Mr. Crane...

  Denny Crane : Call me Denny, Judge.

  [turns to jury] 

  Denny Crane : Denny Crane.

  Judge Clark Brown : You will ask the questions in their entirety so that we may understand what the witness is answering. Outrageous.

• A.D.A. Frank Ginsberg : He's making light of a kidnapping, false imprisonment...

  Brad Chase : Objection!

  Judge Clark Brown : You're a witness.

  Shirley Schmidt : Objection!

  Denise Bauer : Objection?

  Denny Crane : Objection!

  Judge Clark Brown : Stop it!