- Mr. LaFontaine: Not quite the Ganges, is it? Not really a river anymore. Used to flood like a son of a bitch, back when I was a boy... they paved it all over in the 50's. London's got the Thames, Paris got the Seine, Vienna's got the Blue Danube. LA's got a concrete drainage ditch. It's all we got: it'll have to do.
- Det. Joel Stevens: [Fearless comes out of his motel room after sleeping with a prostitute, and makes a show of crossing it off his list to Joel] How was it?
- Det. Bobby "Fearless" Smith: Beats the hell out of bungee jumping, that is for damn sure!
- Andrea Little: I'm gonna run a bath. If you want a shot at jumping my bones you should be naked by the time the bathtub's full.