"The Bob Cummings Show" Bob and Schultzy Reunite (TV Episode 1958) - Robert Cummings as Bob Collins

Bob Collins : It's not easy to replace a girl like Schultzy.

Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : Thanks.

Bob Collins : I've had to search high and low.

Margaret MacDonald : By high he means Mulholland and by low he means Pismo Beach.
Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : Boss, I better stay on a few days and teach the new gal the office routine.

Bob Collins : Oh no, that won't be necessary. I'll take care of it.

Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : She won't know what to do about the bookkeeping and filing.

Bob Collins : Oh, well, I'll show her.

Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : Who'll show her what to do in the dark room?

Bob Collins : ...Would you like to withdraw that question?

Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : Please.
[Margaret is vacuuming in the kitchen]

Bob Collins : Do you mind, Margaret? I've been listening to a vacuum all morning.

Margaret MacDonald : How is Crazy Lips?

Bob Collins : Oh, brother.

Margaret MacDonald : Well, you can't have everything and she has a very nice figure.

Bob Collins : Yeah, that she has, that she has... 36-23-36-23.

Margaret MacDonald : What's that last 23?

Bob Collins : Her IQ.
Bob Collins : I just wondered if Schultzy was happy?

Margaret MacDonald : You just wondered if you could get her back, that's all, 'cause you goofed and picked a lemon.

Bob Collins : Boy, a lemon is right. I had no idea when I squeezed her last night how sour things were going to be today.

Robert Cummings: Bob Collins