The Bob Cummings Show (TV Series)
Bob Goes Birdwatching (1958)
Robert Cummings: Bob Collins
Quotes
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[Discussing UFOs]
Bill Lear : Bob, I don't say there are saucers and I don't say there aren't. All I say is come along this afternoon and bring your camera.
Bob Collins : Oh? Come where, Bill?
Bill Lear : The Griffith Park Observatory. That's where the last sightings were made.
Bob Collins : [pointing to a woman on a chaise lounge] Let's face it, this is the only kind of heavenly body I photograph.
Bill Lear : That's because you want to be alone with a beautiful girl.
Bob Collins : That's right - I prefer a dish to a saucer.
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Pamela Livingstone : [Gazing out the window] The larks on the wing; the snails on the thorn!
Bob Collins : Snails? No, no! Those are cars on the freeway.
Pamela Livingstone : [Grabbing Bob] I like you.
Bob Collins : Thank you.
Pamela Livingstone : There's a magnetism about you.
Bob Collins : Yes, apparently...
Pamela Livingstone : You've never seen this side of me, have you?
Bob Collins : Well, yes, I...
Pamela Livingstone : To you I've always been the prim, precise secretary. Efficiency herself: Miss Busy Fingers!
Bob Collins : Yeah, they're pretty busy, all right.
Pamela Livingstone : Today I am a woman possessed!
Bob Collins : Uh huh.
Pamela Livingstone : Spring has turned my blood... to wine!
Bob Collins : Well Pamela, don't pop your cork here. I have work to do.